Inflation-Addict

 Samus hummed to herself as she sucked down the soda from the hose. She grinned around the tube, her hands patting her belly. She wondered if this is what waterbeds felt like. She loved this! She had been drinking soda for hours, and she didn’t feel like stopping anytime soon. Samus would continue to drink until there was no soda left. So the bloated blonde drank until she felt her belly rumble. Samus removed the hose and released a belch. “URPPPPPPPPP!” Samus smacked her lips. “Hic! Wow, that was a loud belch. I wonder if it was the loudest belch in the world. Okay, back to soda drinking.” Samus opened up he

 Taki had heard about mysterious temples popping up all over the land. Rumors flew, saying that they were filled with strange magic. Ivy Valentine had gone into one and hadn’t come out for months. That wasn’t going to scare Taki. If there was power in these temples, she wanted it. Taki stood in front of the large temple, taking it all in. There had never been a temple in these parts before. She saw no guards or anyone else standing outside. Steeling herself, the ninja headed inside. The temple was dimly lit, but as she started moving deeper inside, the temple became better lit. While she walked, Taki looked around at the walls. T

 "Is your friend here yet?" Willow asked. "No, not yet," January looked at her phone. "But she should be here soon." January looked around the cafe. The door opened and in walked Crimson. She waved her over. "Hey Crimson," January said. "What's up? Your text sounded desperate." "It is," Crimson sat down, glancing behind her. "Is it okay for us to talk here?" "Yeah, why wouldn't it be?" January was confused. "Okay, here's the thing," Crimson said. "I know your girlfriend is magic, okay? I haven't told anyone, but right now, I need her help. It's Portia. She's driving me crazy, and she just crossed a line." "Uh oh, what happened?"